The judge in the Anna Nicole Smith trial has ruled that nannies with information relative to the case are fully qualified to testify. In fact, the judge will even allow them to use a rubber band to help them with the “Raise your right hand” part.
A truckload of live sheep overturned on New Jersey’s Interstate 80 near Newark. That’s the official version issued by state police. Actually, several farmers were injured when the accident marred their annual “End of Summer, Sweetie-pie Hayride.”
A recent study shows that the average cellular telephone contains almost twenty times the harmful microbes and bacteria found on the average toilet handle. Sure it may be a lot safer, but try calling someone by talking into a toilet handle.
The “Restoring Honor” political rally at the site of Martin Luther King’s “I Have a Dream” speech suddenly, and some thought miraculously, turned religious. Now there are rumors that Mel Gibson is working on a movie to be called “The Last Temptation of Glen Beck.”
According to figures released by the Northeast Climate Center, this past summer set an all time record for heat. In fact, Westchester NY got so warm in August, Hillary Clinton actually smiled at Bill several times -- once witnessed and three rumored.
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