While 400 students cheered, the screen in a Pennsylvania high school auditorium began displaying sexually-explicit nude photos. Parents protested but administrators were at a loss to explain the audio-visual glitch at Paris Hilton Prep.
When a passerby criticized his chord-changing technique, a Milwaukee street musician hit him over the head with his guitar. Unfortunately for the victim, the guitar was a solid mahogany Fender Strato-Basher.
For the first time since their imprisonment, the trapped Brazilian miners were able to eat their first warm, home-cooked meal. May not mean much to you, but the canary is resting a lot easier.
Southerners protested when former Mayberry Sheriff Andy Griffith endorsed Obama’s new health care plan. Otis, the town drunk, sobered up long enough to chew him out and Aunt Bea is on a kitchen strike.
Results of the seizure by government agents of $1.9 million in assets owned by the Mafia are already beginning to show up. The FBI reports that mob hit men are now renting cement overshoes.
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