Formerly Bereft-on-the-Left

THE TWELVE FRY'S OF CHRISTMAS

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A "Partridge Family" HD-DVD

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two refurbished Macs and
A "Partridge Family" HD-DVD

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
"Three printer/fax, two refurbished Macs and
A "Partridge Family" HD-DVD

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four CD stacks, three printer/fax, two refurbished Macs and
A "Partridge Family" HD-DVD

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Five gold upgrades...
Four CD stacks, three printer/fax, two refurbished Macs and
A "Partridge Family" HD-DVD

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six flash drives flashing,
Five gold upgrades...
Four CD stacks, three printer/fax, two refurbished Macs and
A "Partridge Family" HD-DVD

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven Googles goog-ling, six flash drives flashing,
Five gold upgrades...
Four CD stacks, three printer/fax, two refurbished Macs and
A "Partridge Family" HD-DVD

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight Yahoos hoo-ing, seven Googles goog-ling,
Six flash drives flashing,
Five gold upgrades...
Four CD stacks, three printer/fax, two refurbished Macs and
A "Partridge Family" HD-DVD

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine Nortons sweeping, eight Yahoos hoo-ing,
Seven Googles goog-ling, six flash drives flashing
Five gold upgrades...
Four CD stacks, three printer/fax, two refurbished Macs and
A "Partridge Family" HD-DVD

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten dial-ups creeping, nine Nortons sweeping,
Eight Yahoos hoo-ing, seven Googles goog-ling,
Six flash drives flashing,
Five gold upgrades...
Four CD stacks, three printer/fax, two refurbished Macs and
A "Partridge Family" HD-DVD

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven cursors dragging, ten dial-ups creeping,
Nine Nortons sweeping, eight Yahoos hoo-ing,
Seven Googles goog-ling, six flash drives flashing,
Five gold upgrades...
Four CD stacks, three printer/fax, two refurbished Macs and
A "Partridge Family" HD-DVD

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve wiggies wagging, eleven cursors dragging,
Ten dial-ups creeping, nine Nortons sweeping,
Eight Yahoos hoo-ing, seven Googles goog-ling,
Six flash drives flashing,
Five gold upgrades...
Four CD stacks, three printer/fax, two refurbished Macs and
A "Partridge Family" HD-DVD
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